I apologise for my tardiness in getting the above post up. We had some crazy weather that past two days, and it seems to make the mobile broadband not stay online for more than 10 seconds at a time. After reconnecting over 80 times within an hour, it works to kill one’s motivation.
However, the situation motivated me to write a Tanaga. Enjoy =)
O vilest of providers
Thou mock me with your service
Ye connect then disconnect
With the haste of scalded dog